Painted Ladies in San Francisco. Read about the famous San Francisco Victorian Houses and see why they are referred to as Painted Ladies.
For the first time in years the oldest, largest and most detailed of the seven sisters#known worldwide as the Painted Ladies and Postcard Row#has gone on the
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, still not her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"
"Well...I would have gotten out today!"